Post by Angelina Love on Jun 17, 2010 5:49:00 GMT -5
-Angelinas music booms over the PA system she makes her way to the ring she grabs a mic and stands at the center of the ring and does a pose as the fans cheer she holds her hand up and they quiet down so she can speak, she raises the mic to her lips-
AL: Let me start by saying this, who the heck stole Vince McMahon's balls anyway? vacating the women's title and getting rid of women all together? there is only one logical explanation as to how "Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon!" -impersonates Vince as she says his name- can tolerate all them sausages flapping about in his face, I wont spell it out for you fans because im sure you're smart enough to figure it out.
-laughter is heard from the fans-
AL: thats enough on that sad sack of crap anyway, there are more pressing matters to attend to. Tonight, I am in a tag match with Trish Stratus and I gotta face the grusome twosome Victoria and Daffney, I just hope I dont get a voo doo hex from Daffney or something. And Victoria, is she even a woman? I didn't know Lady Gaga qualified for our Knockouts division.
-the fans laugh-
Taz: woah! did you hear that?
the professor: I sure did Taz those are some strong words.
AL: Daffney, Lady Gag...I mean Victoria, ill see you later tonight.
-AL drops the mic and returns backstage-
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AL: Let me start by saying this, who the heck stole Vince McMahon's balls anyway? vacating the women's title and getting rid of women all together? there is only one logical explanation as to how "Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon!" -impersonates Vince as she says his name- can tolerate all them sausages flapping about in his face, I wont spell it out for you fans because im sure you're smart enough to figure it out.
-laughter is heard from the fans-
AL: thats enough on that sad sack of crap anyway, there are more pressing matters to attend to. Tonight, I am in a tag match with Trish Stratus and I gotta face the grusome twosome Victoria and Daffney, I just hope I dont get a voo doo hex from Daffney or something. And Victoria, is she even a woman? I didn't know Lady Gaga qualified for our Knockouts division.
-the fans laugh-
Taz: woah! did you hear that?
the professor: I sure did Taz those are some strong words.
AL: Daffney, Lady Gag...I mean Victoria, ill see you later tonight.
-AL drops the mic and returns backstage-
end of topic