Post by Trish Stratus on Jun 17, 2010 13:57:57 GMT -5
The scene opens up backstage. Christy Hemme is seen standing by.
Christy: Hello everyone. I'm Christy and I'm standing by here with the lady who might very well be the greatest female wrestler to ever step into a Pro Wrestling ring. Ladies and gentleman. Trish Stratus!
Trish steps on camera and she stands next to Christy. Trish looks extremely happy and excited. Her long blond hair is pulled back into a ponytail and she's dressed in her street clothes. A t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers. Christy looks at Trish.
Christy: Trish let me start by saying that its great to have you here in TNA and I'm sure most of the fans will agree. So I guess my first question is. How did you come about getting a TNA contract from Double J?
Trish: Well. Let me start by saying that Jeff Jarrett is such a nice guy and unlike WWE. He isn't sexist. I can't believe what the WWE has become. Simply put. When you think that Mr.McMahon can't get any worse. He always does. But seeing as how that's not the answer to your question. I'll move on. See. I was sitting at home a few weeks ago and suddenly my phone started to ring. I looked at the caller ID and the name simply read. J Jarrett. So trying to figure out who J Jarrett is I answered it with a friendly hello. Sure enough as I'm sure you've guessed. It was Jeff Jarrett. He asked me if I'd like to come and wrestle in a company that respects women. I couldn't believe what I was hearing but without asking many questions I accepted and he invited down here to Orlando. I met with him and he gave me a TNA contract without question. And I must say I'm very happy to be here and I can't wait for the action to start.
Christy: Well you sure look happy and excited. What do you think about your 1st match on Impact?
Trish: Well. I'm very excited and I can't wait. It feels like I'm making my debut all over again and in a way I am. As for the match. I think Angelina and myself will make a great team.
Christy: So no worries about your TNA debut?
Trish smiles.
Trish: Nope. None at all.
Christy: Well is there anything else you'd like to say?
Trish: Um. Yes I would.
Trish looks into the camera.
Trish: I would just like to let The Miz know that I heard his comments about me and I'm not at all thrilled. I'll have you know Miz that I'm no pushover. I get down in that ring and I go just as strong and fast as some of the guys. I don't come down to the ring half naked. Maybe some female wrestler's do but I don't. So I've done some sexy photoshoots. Big freaking deal. That's got nothing to do with wrestling Miz. Nothing at all. However. I must admit that I liked the comment. "Pretty face, nice body, and firm butt." But see. I may have all that. But I'm more than that. I'm a great female wrestler and I'm gonna prove it right here in TNA. So pay attention Miz or you'll miss a wrestler who actually has talent.
Trish turns and she walks off screen. Christy watches Trish then she looks into the camera. The camera then fades.
End of Topic.
Christy: Hello everyone. I'm Christy and I'm standing by here with the lady who might very well be the greatest female wrestler to ever step into a Pro Wrestling ring. Ladies and gentleman. Trish Stratus!
Trish steps on camera and she stands next to Christy. Trish looks extremely happy and excited. Her long blond hair is pulled back into a ponytail and she's dressed in her street clothes. A t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers. Christy looks at Trish.
Christy: Trish let me start by saying that its great to have you here in TNA and I'm sure most of the fans will agree. So I guess my first question is. How did you come about getting a TNA contract from Double J?
Trish: Well. Let me start by saying that Jeff Jarrett is such a nice guy and unlike WWE. He isn't sexist. I can't believe what the WWE has become. Simply put. When you think that Mr.McMahon can't get any worse. He always does. But seeing as how that's not the answer to your question. I'll move on. See. I was sitting at home a few weeks ago and suddenly my phone started to ring. I looked at the caller ID and the name simply read. J Jarrett. So trying to figure out who J Jarrett is I answered it with a friendly hello. Sure enough as I'm sure you've guessed. It was Jeff Jarrett. He asked me if I'd like to come and wrestle in a company that respects women. I couldn't believe what I was hearing but without asking many questions I accepted and he invited down here to Orlando. I met with him and he gave me a TNA contract without question. And I must say I'm very happy to be here and I can't wait for the action to start.
Christy: Well you sure look happy and excited. What do you think about your 1st match on Impact?
Trish: Well. I'm very excited and I can't wait. It feels like I'm making my debut all over again and in a way I am. As for the match. I think Angelina and myself will make a great team.
Christy: So no worries about your TNA debut?
Trish smiles.
Trish: Nope. None at all.
Christy: Well is there anything else you'd like to say?
Trish: Um. Yes I would.
Trish looks into the camera.
Trish: I would just like to let The Miz know that I heard his comments about me and I'm not at all thrilled. I'll have you know Miz that I'm no pushover. I get down in that ring and I go just as strong and fast as some of the guys. I don't come down to the ring half naked. Maybe some female wrestler's do but I don't. So I've done some sexy photoshoots. Big freaking deal. That's got nothing to do with wrestling Miz. Nothing at all. However. I must admit that I liked the comment. "Pretty face, nice body, and firm butt." But see. I may have all that. But I'm more than that. I'm a great female wrestler and I'm gonna prove it right here in TNA. So pay attention Miz or you'll miss a wrestler who actually has talent.
Trish turns and she walks off screen. Christy watches Trish then she looks into the camera. The camera then fades.
End of Topic.